Wednesday, 27 January 2016

Have A Laugh At Bentley Lodge Guest House Torquay


A Fireman is polishing his fire engine outside the fire station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red cart with little ladders hung on the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The little girl is wearing a fireman’s helmet and has the cart tied to a dog and a cat.

The fire-fighter walks over to take a closer look:

“That’s a lovely engine”, he says admiringly. “Thanks”, says the little girl. The fire-fighter looks closer and notices the little girl has tied one of the carts strings to the dog’s collar and one to the cat’s testicles.

“Little colleague”, says the fire-fighter, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your fire engine, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could probably go a lot faster”

The little girl pauses for a moment, looks at the wagon, at the dog and at the cat, then shyly looks into the fireman’s eyes and says:

“You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren, would I?

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